African Americans And Heat Rash

Number 7 - the boys

Innocence, which does not exist today ..

Hello, I hope you are all well, and are armed the Christmas tree.
This article is based on the innocence of children. The atrocities that they told us our parents and we thought everything.
For example, when they reached the ages of the holidays, especially Christmas, and the famous "Santa" (Santa Claus), who were the 11:59 pm and we were desperate because we wanted to come, breaking every living balls to open presents, and our mothers told us, Do not go to see the tree because Santa Claus is bringing gifts.
O but when we got too burdensome told us: "Be good to but Santa Claus is not going to leave gifts." There
but we stayed calm, it was crazy to see the tree and have gifts down there, and we wondered "where it entered!?.
Until the day we arrived they told the truth, that truth is I still self-conscious (Lie), the damn truth was that Santa Claus ... There was!
And we think that came through the chimney and not messing anything ...
Then when we did not want to eat, if we were very young, our mothers were placed to make puppets in front of us, whether the small plane, the train, or any other type of vehicle provided us to eat.
O but the other told us when they wanted to eat was: "Eat well because it will come the old bag-
Now you will say that to a baby and asks: What if the old bag not hungry?
O but when it was night, scared us with the "Cuckoo" ...
If I'll be scared with that cute ..
Or when we were dancing in the family, or sing a song asshole, and everyone was laughing at us?
Well, anyway, to us they told us that boys and we ate, slept, sing, etc..
But at this point, you can not not use these phrases because the guys I laugh cagarían ..
It's not the same innocence in children.

Or do they?

Examples Good News Messages

inosencia Confusion No. 6 - the last time you see you! Confusion

The dear and beloved Grandma!

Well, first of all good afternoon, hope you are well as I am now trying to write a new confusion of life.
This confusion I think it's more personal, and I think we'll see fewer cases with the same problem, is actually not a problem but is a "fun." Step
tell you how the thing but based on me.
I am a super confused, I forget everything.
And I have my grandmother, my mother's mother, already biggie, and knows nothing about anything and everything repeats.
So I when I go after I'm confused, I get a bit misleading, or dislodged in some things. Such as:

(Imagine 1 week ago I went to my grandmother, passed this week and go back to this dialogue occurs)

Me: "Hi Grandma, how you doing?
Grandmother: "Well, it will rain.
Me: - Why?, If it is beautiful outside.
Grandmother: "No, because you came you going to rain for months .. no see
Me: - (?)

(When he says he does not see me for months because I was wrong last week, but can not remember)

Then another thing that happens is that there is a cool day (at this time, almost summer), said:

Granny: "There is no .. The days are growing colder, it is noted that winter is coming ..
Me: -(...)

Yes, it has turned the calendar.

The last time I tell them. My grandmother eats a variety of meals a day. (Can not remember what you eat, then invents meals)
Example:

Me: - What did you eat today, Grandma?
Grandmother: "Noodles with tomato sauce, and you?
I: "Rice with sausages.

spend 5 minutes and repeat the conversation and beat well because it is cut.

Me: - What did you eat today, Grandma?
Grandma "Breaded chicken mash, and you?
I: "Rice with sausages.

Was not he had eaten pasta with tomato sauce?

But after all, despite repeat all, and have turned the calendar, my grandmother and the grandmother of each one is unique, and I appreciate very much, as you appreciate its own.
Then all these statements, I get confused and end up not understanding anything.

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Number 5 - "Work? o.. Do I study? Confusion

Work? o. .. Do I study?

Well, happened to tell me something that happens from time to time, depending on the situation, depends on the moment.
sure is something more than a few passes. Imagine when we do poorly in school. We have all disproved, and clearly, quilombos come home.
Then you go home with the newsletter in hand, and no choice but to show you.
Then you grab your old, and start right there scolding:
The classical
Quee?!?! PHYSICAL EDUCATION DEPRECATED?!?! WHY YOU
DEPRECATED!?!?
right there will answer any chamullo .. Then you put it saying
MORNING TALK GOING TO GO TO YOUR SCHOOL! Ready
these in the oven, no choice but to tell you that you were not so you never disapproved. So with such
crying, see the "flying saucer" (Father), is about, look at the newsletter, and we see that the veins in his neck were ticking quickly begins to stir, and feel that it is a cry too strong.
questions begin just there and statements, eg

Father: "You're an idiot, no study ever, because you will not work unless you want to study! -
Son:" Well then look for a job tomorrow, because this year I have already lost-
Father: "NO! YOU ARE GOING TO STUDY!

mean, they tell you to go to work, but when you say that you are looking for a job, they tell you to go to school, then .. Which is it?

Or not?