Examples Good News Messages

inosencia Confusion No. 6 - the last time you see you! Confusion

The dear and beloved Grandma!

Well, first of all good afternoon, hope you are well as I am now trying to write a new confusion of life.
This confusion I think it's more personal, and I think we'll see fewer cases with the same problem, is actually not a problem but is a "fun." Step
tell you how the thing but based on me.
I am a super confused, I forget everything.
And I have my grandmother, my mother's mother, already biggie, and knows nothing about anything and everything repeats.
So I when I go after I'm confused, I get a bit misleading, or dislodged in some things. Such as:

(Imagine 1 week ago I went to my grandmother, passed this week and go back to this dialogue occurs)

Me: "Hi Grandma, how you doing?
Grandmother: "Well, it will rain.
Me: - Why?, If it is beautiful outside.
Grandmother: "No, because you came you going to rain for months .. no see
Me: - (?)

(When he says he does not see me for months because I was wrong last week, but can not remember)

Then another thing that happens is that there is a cool day (at this time, almost summer), said:

Granny: "There is no .. The days are growing colder, it is noted that winter is coming ..
Me: -(...)

Yes, it has turned the calendar.

The last time I tell them. My grandmother eats a variety of meals a day. (Can not remember what you eat, then invents meals)
Example:

Me: - What did you eat today, Grandma?
Grandmother: "Noodles with tomato sauce, and you?
I: "Rice with sausages.

spend 5 minutes and repeat the conversation and beat well because it is cut.

Me: - What did you eat today, Grandma?
Grandma "Breaded chicken mash, and you?
I: "Rice with sausages.

Was not he had eaten pasta with tomato sauce?

But after all, despite repeat all, and have turned the calendar, my grandmother and the grandmother of each one is unique, and I appreciate very much, as you appreciate its own.
Then all these statements, I get confused and end up not understanding anything.

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Number 5 - "Work? o.. Do I study? Confusion

Work? o. .. Do I study?

Well, happened to tell me something that happens from time to time, depending on the situation, depends on the moment.
sure is something more than a few passes. Imagine when we do poorly in school. We have all disproved, and clearly, quilombos come home.
Then you go home with the newsletter in hand, and no choice but to show you.
Then you grab your old, and start right there scolding:
The classical
Quee?!?! PHYSICAL EDUCATION DEPRECATED?!?! WHY YOU
DEPRECATED!?!?
right there will answer any chamullo .. Then you put it saying
MORNING TALK GOING TO GO TO YOUR SCHOOL! Ready
these in the oven, no choice but to tell you that you were not so you never disapproved. So with such
crying, see the "flying saucer" (Father), is about, look at the newsletter, and we see that the veins in his neck were ticking quickly begins to stir, and feel that it is a cry too strong.
questions begin just there and statements, eg

Father: "You're an idiot, no study ever, because you will not work unless you want to study! -
Son:" Well then look for a job tomorrow, because this year I have already lost-
Father: "NO! YOU ARE GOING TO STUDY!

mean, they tell you to go to work, but when you say that you are looking for a job, they tell you to go to school, then .. Which is it?

Or not?

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Issue 4 - Your Child?, My Son? Confusion

Look your child! Look, my son!

Good, I returned to write a new confusion, I often pass quite often.
kinda funny when parents do take possession of his son, because he did something good, and when they turn away completely, because he did something wrong.
Now I give you an example:

(son comes home from school)
Son: "Mom, I brought out a 10 on the math test-
Mother:" Well my love, we will show it to papa-
(The go where is the father)
Child: (Taking stuck behind the mother)-Dad, I took a 10 on the test
..- d. Then the mother cuts off communication between parent and child and says
- SEE MY SON! IS SMART! -
The father looks at his mother, saying, you're crazy ..

Then there is the the mother totally ignores:

(son comes home from school)
Son: "Mom, I brought out a 1 on the mathematics test-
Mother:" I know YOU GOING TO SHOW YOUR FATHER-

( They go to where the father)
Child: (Taking stuck behind the mother)-Dad, I took a 1 in the test
..- d. Then the mother cuts off communication between parent and child and says:
- SEE YOUR SON! IS A DONKEY, NOT FEEL TO STUDY, ALL DAY CHAT WITH NEVER READ A BOOK! -
Then Hurricane breaks fused with earthquake, and we are starting to shake legs in saying to us, I do not remove outputs, I go dancing this Saturday, I do not cagueeee ...
When the teen is thinking this, the soundtrack is playing the father and mother telling you, now you do not play over the computer, you'll be studying all day and you will learn a good time. Once
quiet, you are wrong, but rather, because they took you out to dance, then you see around, and when you do the first step you say
- FORGET TO LEAVE THIS SATURDAY! -

And there again you shit out to illusion. It is so easy for them to say no to anything above them questions, what I can come out this Saturday?, And I say, NO, you question, why?, Response classical, because .. NO! and terminal.

Well, I believe this happens to you ..

Or not?