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Number 16 - The classic face ... Confusion

That face is the onion, eh!

Hi, as the girl walks?, I expect a gem. Well this subject threw me a friend, and I found one topics. That happened more than one!
is based on the famous "Face of ortho" or disease called "Caraórtica." Who does not pipe these days I wake up with the worst mood of all, and walk with the dog's face everywhere, and when you greet or speak to you as you look to another and said with his eyes: "Fuck me, you do not realize how I look? ".
are you going to school and look at you and you start talking about one's life and you and you say what you look for inside: "This idiot / a not realize that I have no desire to hear?".
O but the classics are silly when you have that side note here is three blocks away, come and say: "Are you mad?" Or "You have to face something happens."
And you try not to tell (or sometimes if), and say, "No, no I slept well.. "And with that try to safar.
But he is always telling you that, I give an example:

X: (Face squashed frog, or Caraórtica)
Y: Is something wrong ?
X: (Looks at his face ortho) No. Nothing, just happens that I love to ride with the face of rising, look and talk to people badly, especially when I ask "Is something wrong?" with the worst side of asshole like you.

Or just another example of those charges (including myself):

X: (Face when you suck a lemon, you all face is wrinkled by the gesture)
Y: Is something wrong?
X: No.
Y: Dale, I know something's wrong.
X: No, not okay.
Y: Daalee, tell me ..
X: I'm telling you I have nothing.
Y: Well I think this also .. But tell that happens to you!
X: No I understand that no matter! I have only one problem was!
Y: Viiiiiiiisstee that something was happening! Tell me!
X: Do not bother me I have no desire to speak.
Y: (jumping like an idiot in front of another person) Dale, dale, dale, daleeeee, CONTAMEEE.
X: Andate or call my mom to come a stick, and watch my mom hits hard!

Well, I did not want to follow, but the person called "Y" can still bothering to get to tell, or would respond with a pineapple. O
but those times you do not spend anything and you will automatically be pianta ortho face of nothing, and you do not you have a bad mood, I mean you just must face Ortho (ortho Face: adj. Caraórtica). I give you another example that many questions do you sulk, then, you got you face ortho came from nothing, and over to make you a bad mood with the questions, conclusion: Combo explosive eat more explosive ACME watermelon wine. Example:

X: (Only Caraórtico, no bad mood)
Y: What's wrong?
X: Nothing,? (Only with a face but good humor)
Y: On the face is something wrong .. Tell me ..
X: Not really I have nothing, not because I have this face. (The face of rising and humor decreases)
Y: Dale Tell me you step?
X: I'm telling you nothing! Not that I have this face! God! (Face of ortho added at the beginning of a bad mood)
Y: No .. To hide anything from me.
X: You are or you become?! I'm telling you I have nothing! NOTHING! (Sum of ortho face moody)
Y: Well .. Chau. Bone

at that time, plus let's face ortho put you in a bad mood with questions. It's amazing how people can get to go crazy or get in a bad mood with questions. But hey. I have no more to write, and I got even for today.
Take care, and I will keep my eggs hatching.
Adios!

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Number 15 - The banner, what's wrong! Confusion

"Holacomoestasbienbien"

Goodnight earthlings, I hope you are wonderful (?). As I am right now, besides being sleepy, I'm fine. Well, today's topic is based on your banner. Who would not step when you go walking down the street and see someone famous, then you do: Raise your hand or directly greets him by saying "Hi." To which that person to see says, "Bye!". An example:

X: (He walks and sees his grandfather) Hi Grandpa!
Y: Chau dear!

Why salute saying goodbye is the same that you first wipe your ass and then shit, so to speak, so ordinary. At least to me, this happens to me more often when greeting an older person.
O but the other case is that you like the above, you see someone you know and say, "Hi!" and that person answers "Holacomoestasbienbien" (Yes, so fast). They mean by that? You say it so fast you do not know if you or insulted you greeted. And on top of one does not respond and keeps walking not to say "Well, well" and that the other person's face look with "Because I said well if you do not ask?".
Another example is when we see someone we think is known and say, "Hi Johnny!" And when the person turns and looks at you, you realize that it was "Johnny." Then at that moment there are several options to make (Based on real echos):

• If you got headphones on, pretend to talk on the phone with the headset. Miras
• back as if he had shouted back. You ask
• apologize for the mistake.

must be careful in how you greet the other and then you got the wrong guy, see if you shouted some balls around and the other person becomes angry. Example with two women:

X: Bold greet no more!?!?
Y: (The person turns around and stares at you)
X: (realizes that her friend was not the "Bold")

Another issue is when we talk by phone and call someone else (obviously not going to call ourselves, at best we do not have friends and spend the credit for sending you sms cell con cadenas o piropos, o sino mandando mensajes con la palabra tumbero al 2020).
O sino cuando llamamos a otra persona y cuando atiende te dicen: "Hable?". Como hable?, que quieren que hable sobre mi vida personal?, sobre lo que comí hoy a la mañana?, como me va en la escuela?.
Por que no saludan como gente normal diciendo H-O-L-A?.
Tanto le esquivan a esa palabra?, en la calle, por telefono, en el chat (Cuando abrimos una ventana de conversacion y saludamos a alguien poniendole: "Hola" y te dicen como respuesta "Todo bien?" o "Que onda?" o miles de formas diferentes) y anda a saber en que otra oportunidad.
Creo que no es muy complicado que empecemos a decir "Hola".
Y como no tengo nor more than write more inspiration.
so I leave until later.

Hello!

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Issue 14 - Well folks, remember to test it? Confusion

Well as they knew, today we have proof and I believe they studied.

Good, I hope you are more than good. Living life to the fullest, because life is one. Well Enough nonsense, let the concrete. Who does not ring a bell with "Machete" if MACHETE. He who says he does not sound, or never used a lie. Who will not have copied something on a test, careful maneuvering so that the teacher does not see you trying to keep your hands on the "desk" (On the bank). There are many forms are copied, and each of these forms depends on the "flying saucer" (Professor). Some of the most common are writing the bank, the chair, some paper and put it in the holster, etc.. (I'm not saying the best way to copy because they are trademarks, and are only sold with a license (?))
But there are those teachers that it is easier to copy. That until you can get your entire folder and put it on the table and are not going to notice, because it is so fun counting the days that remain to be completely stripped. (Who does not have those teachers who have a head alfajor cornstarch, for those who do not understand the meaning of "cornstarch Alfajor" I leave a picture below)

As can be seen in the image, no hair on top of the head, but on the sides if you have, then the bald is the top of gingerbread, and would part with hair .. Coconut.


Who has not spent that do not study anything, and the first thing they do is a machete, but of those that are right, they have everything in writing, to get on with life (for that moment you remember from your machetes?), and when it comes to proof, to have it comfortable accommodations, and you see the teacher looking at you intently as a Buo, or as an eagle that watches its prey. And if you drop the pen on the floor, when you bend over to lift it says, "Hands on the table." not to be a blast!, You need to come and ask you palpee and documents.

O but the times I have a lot of bad luck that you drop this blessed paper to the floor and just goes flying saucer, it picks up and tells you in the face: "Oh my god this is? You have a one!" Then there
owner starts insulting machete machete, has been dropped, or the teacher for having lifted. Ex: What role shit, right now is to fall. That role was very small shit! How I hate the old / a shit that I got a one! After a turd I have not seen what he said the machete, I found him this Hij ...
And to complete, ending after the time of that blessed / or old / or calling you to speak out and says, "It's not like you do to raise that one. So you fijate."
What leads you to answer: "It matters to me I take you Juviles, old bitch."
But obviously, does not. And then you say sorry and obviously pedis, the classical, the usual:

• "For the first time I copied, I did not ever." (You had to be so chamuyero).
• "It was not mine, I was just lying there." (Just so happens it was the same letter as yours, boludoooo).
• "He used to study how short and forget to save me." (Yeah, yeah, I suck my thumb and I do soiling).
  

Well after that time you take the matter to December 3109, at the most to be a teacher lanyard, creating your whispering and say: "Well okay, the next you take the test, but studied. " These are teachers
lanyards! Hold these teachers! Giving you another chance to copy you but good copy you!. You thought was going to wear? Giving you another chance to study and approve? You're crazy if you thought that. Before a test I did not study, but study my machetes.
Well folks I am saying goodbye, thanks to a friend and I have more ideas to keep writing even now at this moment I forget them.
Adios!

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Number 13 - really love you .. But as a friend. Confusion

you know that I love, but as a friend ..

Greetings brothers, do not lie, it was the priest. Well, hello ladies and gentlemen, I again wanted to write this blog.
Well, this is an issue that caught my attention, and I wanted to write. It is based more than anything in the beloved "Women."
That more than once make us mad men, their moods, their follies, their quirks, they do not know what they want, when they have a delay to your partner crazy again, really everything. But anyway, I will not name but the negative part of them are also beautiful, sweet, caring, and know what man likes. There are exceptions, I mean no?. I do not think I have to extend that theme. They know very well what bothers the man.
What I'm writing now is something that tends to happen to man. Bone
this is so. The man sees a girl that catches your eye, then you begin to see how you can talk to her, dropping it is best to loosen the girl said, and drop the clutches of the man before. Then the man who does? ALL
, invited here, there, best behaved, the most gentleman, the most educated, the finest, talking about issues that do not interest you, just to be liked the girl they want, at least , to steal a kiss, and from then on. (It is understood, no need to explain that "forward").
So after much sacrifice, the man sees that the girl likes you, you're a good person, they're worth, you're a person of confidence which can be trusted with the most intimate secrets. Ahi nomas Australopithecus man pulls out inside the club, and began to throw sticks to see if anyone responds. It can be as follows:

• After a silence of about 10 seconds it you say: "The truth're really cute." (Chamuyo bought in the Chinese market that was on sale for 0.99 cents).
• I caés re right, no one in the world more beautiful than you the truth. (Mentiiiiraaa, who will believe that lie, as stated above the chamuyero).

Well there are millions of Chamuyando. What I am going is the man to strip clubs, and women as such, but so, so ... Good. That follows the lead of the man, I mean I give you an example.

H = Female M = Male

H: 're really cute.
M: (Looking at the floor) Thanks, you're too cute.
H: I really say?
M: If that were me, you have yours.

Then after that meantime, the man says, "I can give you a kiss?". You right there is the worst sentence ever. The sweet and dear lady answers: "Look, if you did all that for a kiss, you were wrong. I love you, really. But as a friend. "
Then there man, it's all going to the shit ducks fly it, you get a screw, you twist your ass, or whatever you want to call, and you want to grab the neck to the mine and tell very strong in the face: " WOMEN WANT THAT SHIT A MAN !!!".
Because the truth is, if you give everything to a woman, you're a dedicated, one manipulated. If you do not give a shit, you're a left, an indifferent, cold person. If you behave with the best manners cheto're a barbarian, if you behave with your worst manners're a villero.
What do women want? No one knows, is a myth.

Or just another common example is that women are always victims. Eg

A kid is dating a girl, they puts horns (the it), then everybody says: "Pobresitaaa, which cover the groom that got him the horns."
In contrast, if the girl gets the horns on, nobody says "Pobresitooo" him. We say: "Fuck, I was certainly not what I wanted." Or something.

Despite all this, I have to say that women are unique in the world. And there is nothing more beautiful than them. And despite all their faults, they're perfect.
Hope you like it and leave you thinking a bit.
to another paper.
Adios!

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