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Number 18 - The famous "bondi". Confusion

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afternoon gentlemen passengers, today's journey is based on the theme of the group ("Bondi"). Let's make it as straightforward as possible.
This is so, who did not take a bus once, and surely something could have happened all I'm going to name. Step to name and explain things a bit.

• The bondi all broken: is that group that can not you sit in the seats or because they are all broken, dirty, filled with earth, and more than once there was always some idiot who spat on him, or in the worst case, it vomited.
• bondi When it comes to the hands: is in these cases may be two. One is when it comes to the hands and walks past you leaving you to foot and waiting for another rat until the next group can also come to the hands and you can re-let to leg. Or it is if you go up and if you're not going outside her door in the middle of the group all tight, and if you're a woman, probably with a thin supporting you from behind the cannelloni.
• The collective movers: Who would not step up to the group and there are some with 10 bags or 30 bags, or as I once happened to me. A 29-inch TV in the collective. In the back seats supported.
• machines that do not work (either in tarjebus or currencies) is when you say, no fierce this tarjebus does not work, you have to lose you. Or say you do not see this coin is false I can not take. And you you look at the coin and say, "I fucked up, or that out of cardboard or plastic that currency."
  
• The tarjebus that do not work: When you put the tarjebus and does not walk (Just bought the tarjebus) and the bus driver tells you, what you have to go to change the shell of the parrot, in turn, in Terrada the bottom, almost skipped. At that time the passenger crosses in the head: "That shit I'm going to change if this mess you made me here, by which I have no guilt, I'm going to claim it, and going to send me to hell. Already I get the tarjebus in ortho and I'm a unicycle to home. "
• Those who go to sell things to the groups: is those people (without discriminating speak, is very good at selling things groups. It is preferable that before they go to steal), rising to the group and begin to offer pens that write upside down, markers polyphonic sounds, adapters with WiFi, and thousands of things but meaningless. "Sooolo for $ 10 bucks M. , Mrs, as going to miss this offer, if when you go to a bookstore and buy all these useful it for $ 20 I am offering here is the half-price! ". When you buy it, the pen not walk normally and less going to work the other way around, the marker is alcohol with a drop of ink, etc.
• People "ANTI" You say, that he is an anti?. I tell you, those people that when they sit in the seats of two people sit in the aisle seat, leaving the other seat. Than generous not? Not at all, because do not let anyone to sit on the other side. Or it is those times when you go up and finally conseguis a seat because you do not get extra legs because Went walking all morning, then once you sit, the group takes up a old and nobody gives him the seat. So if I know you shit. You get up and give the seat with the best possible face. And this dear old more than once does not tell you or THANKS.
• Mothers of heart, these ladies are / ites, which make up the group and a strip tease to breastfeed her baby, I mean, do not take her breast in a disguised and as little as possible, but take two tits out and seem to want to feed the entire group. But hey have the right to feed the baby.

Well I have nothing more to say for now, any thing at night I edited a little.
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