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Confusion Issue 19 - Santa Claus, Reyes Magos, Mouse Perez. Confusion

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bueeeno and saaantaass, Argentina, Argentina, MEN, MEN, WOMEN, WOMEN, DO NOT LET THAT FOOLED!. Sorry I went inside the Crishtina. Well I hope this whole "Splendid." Well this topic is about the things we celebrate. Like Christmas, how nice Christmas .. Assembling the tree and put the balls, hanging things (Do not think wrong are the ornaments and garlands), lights, and the thing that goes on top (not a condom, the tip of the tree I mean). So cute when we were kids, and they said, be good or Santa is not going to bring gifts, and we stayed the whole party sitting in a chair quietly, to give us this blessed gift. The most beautiful stage is when you're a kid, because they give you great gifts. Instead when we started to grow, gifts are becoming less .. That aunt who always brought presents great now brings you a deodorant (it mean that I have a bad odor?).
Who does not happened that was the tree and had a spectacular box giant. And we said: "NOOO SEE WHAT IS THAT!", And when opened, it was a pair of socks, with a giant box.
When would buy the fireworks, we were spending money to buy turkey for a diversion that lasted 5 minutes maximum. And while those days were the days of doing evil with fireworks. ROMPEPORTONES put fire hydrants in the street, put them in bottles and watch as they explode, etc.
O but when they come the Magi, how nice!, MAS GIFTS!, That when we are kids, our parents are (at least where I live) to the port to see the wise men who come by boat. Then when they reach land, climb up the fire trucks, and get to handing out candy, but it happens that does not deal in hand, I shoot at close range. So you do if you're stuck, you leave a bruise with candies. Or else our parents make us put our shoes, grass and water for the camels to eat and can continue to deliver gifts. That boludez. But we did it! And we spent doing great!
However, now that I grew up, come the wise men, and they give you? A pair of socks, a calsoncillo or underwear depending upon the situation. And you say: "These kings of shit, shit I laughed, I'll scratch when you see a camel!" or "What kings rats, did not hit a kick to the rising because it is the only pair of shoes I have and do not want to miss. the other pair also stole the black me Baltazar."
O but the Tooth Fairy. That ugly when you fell all the teeth that hurt like fuck it, you suffer as a black man, and your older than I was saying, when you drop the mouse will come perez and silver is going to leave. You right there you were wondering: "Why do I want money to get another tooth?".
But now that you're big, you no longer lose their teeth, but not the Tooth Fairy, bone that:

will not lose their teeth + perez = No more shirts You do not have money for the fuck of Saturday.

So I wonder, if I am part of a tooth, and put it under the silver almuhada leave me this mouse? Because the truth was quite shirts, you always left a coin, never leave me 100 pesos, or beer, or anything. Whenever a coin. Rightly tell mouse.
Well I have nothing more to say for today.
I'm going because I'm leaving school.
A hug!

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Number 18 - The famous "bondi". Confusion

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afternoon gentlemen passengers, today's journey is based on the theme of the group ("Bondi"). Let's make it as straightforward as possible.
This is so, who did not take a bus once, and surely something could have happened all I'm going to name. Step to name and explain things a bit.

• The bondi all broken: is that group that can not you sit in the seats or because they are all broken, dirty, filled with earth, and more than once there was always some idiot who spat on him, or in the worst case, it vomited.
• bondi When it comes to the hands: is in these cases may be two. One is when it comes to the hands and walks past you leaving you to foot and waiting for another rat until the next group can also come to the hands and you can re-let to leg. Or it is if you go up and if you're not going outside her door in the middle of the group all tight, and if you're a woman, probably with a thin supporting you from behind the cannelloni.
• The collective movers: Who would not step up to the group and there are some with 10 bags or 30 bags, or as I once happened to me. A 29-inch TV in the collective. In the back seats supported.
• machines that do not work (either in tarjebus or currencies) is when you say, no fierce this tarjebus does not work, you have to lose you. Or say you do not see this coin is false I can not take. And you you look at the coin and say, "I fucked up, or that out of cardboard or plastic that currency."
  
• The tarjebus that do not work: When you put the tarjebus and does not walk (Just bought the tarjebus) and the bus driver tells you, what you have to go to change the shell of the parrot, in turn, in Terrada the bottom, almost skipped. At that time the passenger crosses in the head: "That shit I'm going to change if this mess you made me here, by which I have no guilt, I'm going to claim it, and going to send me to hell. Already I get the tarjebus in ortho and I'm a unicycle to home. "
• Those who go to sell things to the groups: is those people (without discriminating speak, is very good at selling things groups. It is preferable that before they go to steal), rising to the group and begin to offer pens that write upside down, markers polyphonic sounds, adapters with WiFi, and thousands of things but meaningless. "Sooolo for $ 10 bucks M. , Mrs, as going to miss this offer, if when you go to a bookstore and buy all these useful it for $ 20 I am offering here is the half-price! ". When you buy it, the pen not walk normally and less going to work the other way around, the marker is alcohol with a drop of ink, etc.
• People "ANTI" You say, that he is an anti?. I tell you, those people that when they sit in the seats of two people sit in the aisle seat, leaving the other seat. Than generous not? Not at all, because do not let anyone to sit on the other side. Or it is those times when you go up and finally conseguis a seat because you do not get extra legs because Went walking all morning, then once you sit, the group takes up a old and nobody gives him the seat. So if I know you shit. You get up and give the seat with the best possible face. And this dear old more than once does not tell you or THANKS.
• Mothers of heart, these ladies are / ites, which make up the group and a strip tease to breastfeed her baby, I mean, do not take her breast in a disguised and as little as possible, but take two tits out and seem to want to feed the entire group. But hey have the right to feed the baby.

Well I have nothing more to say for now, any thing at night I edited a little.
We see people and leave your comment with ideas, points for, against and others.
Adios!

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Number 17 - Gifts. Confusion

Famous gifts that are around.

Hello cattle. Hope you are well-muuuuuu. Excuse me but just get up and I have the brain awake to write, but I am re re fucking heavy and I do the same. Write, Wrote. I laugh because I'm an ordinary guy. Like you, like me. Ha ha ha ha!
Well today's topic is based on gifts. In those gifts that we give our parents more than anything. Such that when you give them a good hand you have to do for about a year to pay with imaginary money, penny by penny that gift.
Then we give the gift. And then break your head saying things like:

"Never would have given anything, because I gave you" x "thing and do nothing."
"I gave a computer to study and these all day chatting."

And then tell you that, not long in coming when you say:

"If you do not study, you out and what I gave you."
"If you do not bring the whole newsletter approved, you get nothing, and no buts later."

gifts are not removed, by something called gifts ..
then to give a gift if you later have to be saying that because of it, we do nothing. Why do not you tell yourself, "so I gave that gift if he knew that was going to study?" O
but as an example that happened to a friend. This friend of mine would not stop playing pc in full time classes, the whole blessed day and all night long with someone who supposedly is not me (...) [I was a little less, just spent about 15 hours per day playing]. Then as the mother got tired of him playing one day, comes home from school (my friend) and I get an sms to my wondering how I could do to turn on the pc because his dear mother had got the keyboard because he did not study.
At that time I think to myself, who think their parents? That taking something we like going to school? To I we get more reveldes. But hey each with their thoughts. Well
not know what else to tell you today will look at school ideas for writing.
Thanks for the comments, and I hope you like the text.
Adios!

PS: I feel very identified with this young man.