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Number 7 - the boys

Innocence, which does not exist today ..

Hello, I hope you are all well, and are armed the Christmas tree.
This article is based on the innocence of children. The atrocities that they told us our parents and we thought everything.
For example, when they reached the ages of the holidays, especially Christmas, and the famous "Santa" (Santa Claus), who were the 11:59 pm and we were desperate because we wanted to come, breaking every living balls to open presents, and our mothers told us, Do not go to see the tree because Santa Claus is bringing gifts.
O but when we got too burdensome told us: "Be good to but Santa Claus is not going to leave gifts." There
but we stayed calm, it was crazy to see the tree and have gifts down there, and we wondered "where it entered!?.
Until the day we arrived they told the truth, that truth is I still self-conscious (Lie), the damn truth was that Santa Claus ... There was!
And we think that came through the chimney and not messing anything ...
Then when we did not want to eat, if we were very young, our mothers were placed to make puppets in front of us, whether the small plane, the train, or any other type of vehicle provided us to eat.
O but the other told us when they wanted to eat was: "Eat well because it will come the old bag-
Now you will say that to a baby and asks: What if the old bag not hungry?
O but when it was night, scared us with the "Cuckoo" ...
If I'll be scared with that cute ..
Or when we were dancing in the family, or sing a song asshole, and everyone was laughing at us?
Well, anyway, to us they told us that boys and we ate, slept, sing, etc..
But at this point, you can not not use these phrases because the guys I laugh cagarían ..
It's not the same innocence in children.

Or do they?

Examples Good News Messages

inosencia Confusion No. 6 - the last time you see you! Confusion

The dear and beloved Grandma!

Well, first of all good afternoon, hope you are well as I am now trying to write a new confusion of life.
This confusion I think it's more personal, and I think we'll see fewer cases with the same problem, is actually not a problem but is a "fun." Step
tell you how the thing but based on me.
I am a super confused, I forget everything.
And I have my grandmother, my mother's mother, already biggie, and knows nothing about anything and everything repeats.
So I when I go after I'm confused, I get a bit misleading, or dislodged in some things. Such as:

(Imagine 1 week ago I went to my grandmother, passed this week and go back to this dialogue occurs)

Me: "Hi Grandma, how you doing?
Grandmother: "Well, it will rain.
Me: - Why?, If it is beautiful outside.
Grandmother: "No, because you came you going to rain for months .. no see
Me: - (?)

(When he says he does not see me for months because I was wrong last week, but can not remember)

Then another thing that happens is that there is a cool day (at this time, almost summer), said:

Granny: "There is no .. The days are growing colder, it is noted that winter is coming ..
Me: -(...)

Yes, it has turned the calendar.

The last time I tell them. My grandmother eats a variety of meals a day. (Can not remember what you eat, then invents meals)
Example:

Me: - What did you eat today, Grandma?
Grandmother: "Noodles with tomato sauce, and you?
I: "Rice with sausages.

spend 5 minutes and repeat the conversation and beat well because it is cut.

Me: - What did you eat today, Grandma?
Grandma "Breaded chicken mash, and you?
I: "Rice with sausages.

Was not he had eaten pasta with tomato sauce?

But after all, despite repeat all, and have turned the calendar, my grandmother and the grandmother of each one is unique, and I appreciate very much, as you appreciate its own.
Then all these statements, I get confused and end up not understanding anything.

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Number 5 - "Work? o.. Do I study? Confusion

Work? o. .. Do I study?

Well, happened to tell me something that happens from time to time, depending on the situation, depends on the moment.
sure is something more than a few passes. Imagine when we do poorly in school. We have all disproved, and clearly, quilombos come home.
Then you go home with the newsletter in hand, and no choice but to show you.
Then you grab your old, and start right there scolding:
The classical
Quee?!?! PHYSICAL EDUCATION DEPRECATED?!?! WHY YOU
DEPRECATED!?!?
right there will answer any chamullo .. Then you put it saying
MORNING TALK GOING TO GO TO YOUR SCHOOL! Ready
these in the oven, no choice but to tell you that you were not so you never disapproved. So with such
crying, see the "flying saucer" (Father), is about, look at the newsletter, and we see that the veins in his neck were ticking quickly begins to stir, and feel that it is a cry too strong.
questions begin just there and statements, eg

Father: "You're an idiot, no study ever, because you will not work unless you want to study! -
Son:" Well then look for a job tomorrow, because this year I have already lost-
Father: "NO! YOU ARE GOING TO STUDY!

mean, they tell you to go to work, but when you say that you are looking for a job, they tell you to go to school, then .. Which is it?

Or not?

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Issue 4 - Your Child?, My Son? Confusion

Look your child! Look, my son!

Good, I returned to write a new confusion, I often pass quite often.
kinda funny when parents do take possession of his son, because he did something good, and when they turn away completely, because he did something wrong.
Now I give you an example:

(son comes home from school)
Son: "Mom, I brought out a 10 on the math test-
Mother:" Well my love, we will show it to papa-
(The go where is the father)
Child: (Taking stuck behind the mother)-Dad, I took a 10 on the test
..- d. Then the mother cuts off communication between parent and child and says
- SEE MY SON! IS SMART! -
The father looks at his mother, saying, you're crazy ..

Then there is the the mother totally ignores:

(son comes home from school)
Son: "Mom, I brought out a 1 on the mathematics test-
Mother:" I know YOU GOING TO SHOW YOUR FATHER-

( They go to where the father)
Child: (Taking stuck behind the mother)-Dad, I took a 1 in the test
..- d. Then the mother cuts off communication between parent and child and says:
- SEE YOUR SON! IS A DONKEY, NOT FEEL TO STUDY, ALL DAY CHAT WITH NEVER READ A BOOK! -
Then Hurricane breaks fused with earthquake, and we are starting to shake legs in saying to us, I do not remove outputs, I go dancing this Saturday, I do not cagueeee ...
When the teen is thinking this, the soundtrack is playing the father and mother telling you, now you do not play over the computer, you'll be studying all day and you will learn a good time. Once
quiet, you are wrong, but rather, because they took you out to dance, then you see around, and when you do the first step you say
- FORGET TO LEAVE THIS SATURDAY! -

And there again you shit out to illusion. It is so easy for them to say no to anything above them questions, what I can come out this Saturday?, And I say, NO, you question, why?, Response classical, because .. NO! and terminal.

Well, I believe this happens to you ..

Or not?

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Number 3 - Before cute now .. "Ugly? Confusion

Once you were so cute ..

This is the last text I do for today, and that sleep is affecting me the few neurons I have, and I have a fear of not being able to think more. Well the thing is something like this ..
probably live in a neighborhood, like any other, and as always (as in all districts) the old you "complimenting" but always muddy ..
these are inevitable if you do not have one on your block, call me at 0-800-teregalounavecina and we will wear free! Yes, you heard right! FREE! Let us return to our own, then you spend walking like a normal day, you get to the corner of your home, and is the nest of old sitting in the street all by "egg" (doing nothing), then you pass (which is more secure your grandmother is stuck in the middle of that pile of old saying: THIS IS MY GRANDSON!), and the old saying: - Ahhhh look at how nice the grandson of xxx! (Name of your grandmother)
So you like listening to bullshit, stop moving your feet (walk) and greet for education. So there you say: - You were so cute when you were a kid! -
Ok, that's it, and shit, not going to say: You so cute, like a lifetime!
Noo, or fart, old tell you: You were so cute when you were young .. Telling
indirectly, now you're more ugly kick in the balls.
So what can say a teenager dealing with this problem?
Option 1: send them to hell with your whole mouth.
Option 2: Make it hidden, or not paying attention, and laugh out of commitment.
Option 3: Run with your mother crying.

If adolescents are baked, so, always going to be the old mobs who do not know to do but look out the window, and pass on gossip by word of mouth.
I live in a normal neighborhood, and lives next door my dear and beloved (Old m.) grandmother, which is something that will not peel off the window, I mean, I go to school 13hs step for the school, and heard, SH! SH SH!, Look for your home, who is looking out the window? my grandmother, arrived at 18hs and again the same sound, SH! SH SH!, Look, who is? Yes, my grandmother healthy again the window.
At 18.30hs back to school, yes, stay calm, my grandmother is still in the window, back to 22hs. Believe it or not is there, solid as a statue loop.
The truth do not understand if you use the bathroom, eat, if you bathe, because the whole day there ..

So what do we do?

On with the same thing, NOTHING!

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Number 2 - The famous "baby!" Confusion

Nene You have xx years!

Well, this will be the second mini-text that I do about life, day to day of a teenager in full bloom .. Well I went on the context, in short, the thing is, if you have happened to you this.
are in an ordinary conversation, or a family dinner, or something, and they are all your family, your old friends and others. Vos
with 16, 17, 18 years old (Yeah, well boludo ya, osea a big idiot) get you and you serve a glass of beer, uff que rico, Apollas soon as the bottle on the rock, and as you approach the glass to your mouth, skip the same old ball fan forever (mother, grandmother, aunt) and I said before them all
-NENE! 're Still young to drink alcohol!
And you, you strip it all down, because all your cousins, uncles, you shit in curls, and there begins the comments assholes as usual, eg
Mother:
-YOUR AGE WE had no vices !
Father:
-JUST WHEN WE HAD 18 COULD NOT TAKE ALCOHOL BEFORE! Ahi
Grandma jumps and says
-MAS LINDO ERA BEFORE NOW TAKE ALL, ALL SMOKE, ALL OF IT!
So the poor girl to do? Send
one by one to me! Shit, but no, that's not possible, then, what do you do? Leave
full glass of beer in hand, grab a clean cup, put gas and making gas ... Then he begins to insult
inward, to each of the persons present.
For example: Thinking
teenager to a mother
- What you did not have service? If a month ago you told me your dad robabas cigarettes you smoked and sneak-
teenager to a parent Thought:
- I caught a whopper!, If you open your asshole clutched and terrible farts you get the right now. Thought
teenager to her: "If
was more cute before, now goes to shit at the bottom of the patio in the latrine, and when you come to your house I will cut off the light, so preparing the candles goes

Then there is the other case, I mean, if you spend to be much older than normal.
As can be, you have 17, you say you got 18, if you got 16 you say you have 17, and so repeatedly.

Then, you will get the stupid leading the world in, and tell you
Stop fooling around!, Already have 18, you're great! (At this time the youth is 17 years old)

Or do they happen?

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Issue 1 - The "Ask Dad / Mom" \u200b\u200b

"Ask your mom / dad?

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Hello, I hope you are all well as I am now, after much searching and asking about issues that could make a blog / web, I decided to do this.
first step to explain the confusion of life. It is a statement often used in every family, is the famous "ask your dad / mom."
do not know if they will ever happened, but in my case if I went.

If by chance they happened, tell me if This dialogue will sound familiar. Imagine
want to go dancing, but no money. Like any kid / a living / a will talk to the person you trust has, or which is easier to convince. Then this happens.

Son: "Mom, today I can go out dancing at night? -
Mom: Son
..--Emm:" Dale ma, I am I get up and study ..-
Mom: "I know, no I know .. Ask your father .-
(Here is when the child loses all hope of going out dancing, long face is directed to speak with the father)
Son: "Dad, I can go dancing tonight? -
Dad: (Looking very entertaining television)-I do not know ask your mother .-

At this time the child wants to grab the neck of the father and mother.
And the question that arises from inside the child is: Why me! Shit not agree?!

top, the most funny is that after going through these questions stupid, and you were wanting to go out dancing. Ever

happened?